Until You Get To Know Them

“Beware the Jigglenauts of Sector 7”
They mean well. They just don’t know what “well” means.
“Antenna Up, Feelers Out!”
Diplomacy begins with dance.
“Straight Outta Protozoa Prime”
Not gangsters. Just aggressively curious.
“Transmission Intercepted: They’ve Discovered Jazz”
Now every conversation ends in a solo.
“Broadcasting Live from the Crater of Good Intentions”
Our heroes have no mouths, yet somehow scream.
“The Festival of the Eight Eyeblinks”
Held every seventeen moments. Bring your own goo.
“Diplomatic Immunity, But for Vibes”
They’re not invading. They’re just… enthusiastic.
“Population: Gloob”
And Gloob is not emotionally ready for guests.
“Greetings from the Ooze Frontier!”
Please wipe your feelers before re-entry.
“We Come in Peas”
…The translation was close enough.
“Accidentally Crowned Supreme Slime Regent”
He just stood still too long during the ceremony.
“Their Sun Sets in Reverse”
Even their shadows are optimistic.
“Caution: May Translate Feelings as Furniture”
They offered you a loveseat. It meant respect.
“Now Boarding: Flight 404 to Nebulon Funk”
Bring snacks. The captain is a spore cloud.