Posts

Posted on

16th Century Iphone

“’Tisis my own face, thou treacherous black mirror! Must I grow yesterday’s beard again?”
“One percent of life remaineth. Quick—take it to the blacksmith and have him hammer in more lightning.”
“The cloud is full? Then climb the church steeple and empty it.”
“I wrote, ‘Send ale.’ It hath summoned an army.”
“It demandeth the Wi‑Fi password. Fetch the village witch—this is plainly her jurisdiction.”